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Jordan Rich β
@jordanrichh
It was beyond flattering how many guys stared at me in Starbucks this morning
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Jordan Rich β
@jordanrichh
I need a bumper sticker that says "sorry for parking like an asshole"
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Jordan Rich β
@jordanrichh
@Danielle_Cella Hahah! I don't even know you, but you rule
Jordan Rich β
@jordanrichh
RT @raven_lind: @jordanrichh I am in love with her
Jordan Rich β
@jordanrichh
It's literally my favorite thing ever when @kassiexlee creeps on me
Jordan Rich β
@jordanrichh
"Well you can still be friends with him" "I DONT WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH HIM I WANT TO KISS HIM"
Jordan Rich β
@jordanrichh
I want pumpkin flavored stuff to come back already
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Jordan Rich β
@jordanrichh
RT @_keaxo: My weekend is going to be insane
Jordan Rich β
@jordanrichh
RT @dunnB4Ulol: Stefan is so attractive #vampirediaries
Jordan Rich β
@jordanrichh
Money is the reason we exist. Everybody knows it, it's a fact. Kiss, kiss
Jordan Rich β
@jordanrichh
@KyleLusty I'll be having a fine day, then I see your tweets and I relate to them and then I get all sad #ok
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
