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Jord
@jordugh
Trump lawyer: if you've done nothing wrong, there's no reason to pull over.
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Jord
@jordugh
Give a girl a moment to brag: I'm exempt from my logic final exam because my A is strong enough
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Jord
@jordugh
I, for one, welcome our new whale overlords. twitter.com/time/status/84β¦
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Jord
@jordugh
I wish exes came with W-2's. I need my money back
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Jord
@jordugh
A drug rep who is a mutual friend of my parents told them I don't know how Jordan is your kid you're so personable and she just isn't
Jord
@jordugh
Not sure why I'm so excited about Frozen being on tv when I own the DVD but let me tell you I am pumped
Jord
@jordugh
#BoycottHamilton because politely asking the VP of our country to protect the rights of citizens is "harassment"
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
