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@juliet_aspery
Me: βAre those two bananas in your pocket or are you happy to see me but you also happened to bring a banana?β
Two-penis Tommy: βNeitherβ
Two-penis Tommy: βNeitherβ
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@juliet_aspery
@jenellllle @VaeIor @lovealwysphoebe I love you phoebe
Jenelle and Michael are rude and can suck it
Jenelle and Michael are rude and can suck it
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@juliet_aspery
I totally fell asleep laying in the sun on Thompson Flats and I woke myself up bc I started snoring
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@juliet_aspery
I'M SCREAMING pic.twitter.com/tzdJVOaPgq
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J
@juliet_aspery
I enjoy pineapple on pizza
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@juliet_aspery
@tess_upchurch Love you too
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@juliet_aspery
Meet Taiwan's newest K-9 unit recruits. MY HEART pic.twitter.com/NC3yWhOa1E
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@juliet_aspery
At band I made a mistake and my section leader told me I was a mistake so I said "Yeah thats why I got put up for adoption" HA GOT HER
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@juliet_aspery
this is hilarious pic.twitter.com/DA2ybO6X4E
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@juliet_aspery
I'm on @UW Orientations page but they rejected me. pic.twitter.com/O3EsQOh5W5
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
