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@junglepunk
@lilaaron911 Your avi looks like what I imagine Mountain Dew would look like, if it were a person. And I mean that as a compliment. Haha.
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matt
@junglepunk
Zero memory of any of this. Haha. @SryimColoRadYo pic.twitter.com/yryLA41ZBg
Retweet of status by @junglepunk
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matt
@junglepunk
love u more than i love myself
Retweet of status by @SkizzyMars
matt
@junglepunk
Cops gave us a ticket for lighting off fireworks 47 hours ago. Someone literally just drove by and threw a firework at us in our driveway.
matt
@junglepunk
I just ordered mcdonalds to be delivered to my drunk ass at 6am. If that doesn't scream "merica!" I don't know what does.
matt
@junglepunk
Every time I move, I accumulate a new box full of random shit that is slightly important, but is doomed to remain in said box.
matt
@junglepunk
And I deleted tinder for this bitch. *ROLLS EYES OUT OF SKULL*
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@junglepunk
I spent $105 on Jameson alone, in our 2.5 hour adventure at top golf.
matt
@junglepunk
i am a tickle princess
Retweet of status by @marcgoone
matt
@junglepunk
Start a new world. No cars only motorcycles. You're required to possess a necessary skill and at least 5 firearms to live there.
matt
@junglepunk
Debating whether or not I wanna shower and go to the hieroglyphics show, or keep being a bum on the couch. Haha.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
