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jk
@jwowski_
When you burn your thumb while working on a client but keep yourself from screaming
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jk
@jwowski_
Do me right and I'll do you better.
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jk
@jwowski_
when you send bae butt pics 20 mins ago and he still hasnt responded
jessica
@jwowski_
when you put your pride aside and double text but they still don't answer
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jessica
@jwowski_
this is the first day since i got oscar that he's not biting my head to wake me up
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jessica
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when you go try on prom dresses for fun them find your actual dream dress pic.twitter.com/ydeQ08fLFB
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its gonna be cold tonight
jessica
@jwowski_
ive been a gold member at starbucks for almost a year now and i still havent gotten my gold card
jwowski_
@jwowski_
MY PHONES AT 13% AND IM NOT HOME
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
