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Jacob Kapitan Ω
@kapitated
I drove over 12 hours today for just over 2 minutes of darkness, and it was 100% worth it.
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Jacob Kapitan Ω
@kapitated
I might technically be 27 now, so I watched 104 movies while 26.
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Jacob Kapitan Ω
@kapitated
Learning your friend was part of a federal investigation.
Jacob Kapitan Ω
@kapitated
I put on my winter coat for the first time this season and found 2 gift cards in the pockets. Surprise!
Jacob Kapitan Ω
@kapitated
: remember to look up from twitter please
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Jacob Kapitan Ω
@kapitated
: please take a second to drink a bit of water
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Jacob Kapitan Ω
@kapitated
This antibody necklace connects up with it's own virus necklace! We want one! : Boutique β¦ ift.tt/28TbAZz pic.twitter.com/XNtnE6LPAU
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Jacob Kapitan Ω
@kapitated
I ran over 4 miles in under 40 minutes today. I am exceedingly proud.
Jacob Kapitan Ω
@kapitated
It's the first day of spring. I don't care how cold it is; I refuse to wear my winter coat.
Jacob Kapitan Ω
@kapitated
Jacob Kapitan Ω
@kapitated
"She'd like to go out for texting and scones." Oh, the Doctor.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
