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Katie Nicoleπ»
@katie_wilks12
Iβm always craving Mexican food
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Katieβ’ββ’
@katie_wilks12
Why does my kid control every single tv in my house
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Katieβ’ββ’
@katie_wilks12
You shop online too much when you meant to type your date of birth but you accidentally put the expiration date of your bank card
Katieβ’ββ’
@katie_wilks12
So a pickle is only 5calories. If I just have a pickle for breakfast lunch and dinner I can be skinny and eat what I love
Katieβ’ββ’
@katie_wilks12
Woke Tyler up to tell him I saw a bat flying around in our garage and he called me annoying and went back to sleep
Katieβ’ββ’
@katie_wilks12
Iβm now that mom that yells at punk ass high schoolers for driving 40mph down my street
Katieβ’ββ’
@katie_wilks12
Close ur damn mouth ur coffee breath is burning my nostrils
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Katieβ’ββ’
@katie_wilks12
Is it just me or does your body just KNOW when u are almost home and the closer u get the more u have to go to the bathroom? EVERY.TIME. #
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Katieβ’ββ’
@katie_wilks12
You do or you don't. You will or you won't. There's not really an in between
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Katieβ’ββ’
@katie_wilks12
If I cut you off for a REASON stop trying to come back in to my life. It's not happening.. ever
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Katieβ’ββ’
@katie_wilks12
It takes so much more energy to be mean and vindictive I'll never understand
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
