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Katy
@katty_johnson
My coworker just told me I had the prettiest green eyes sheβs ever seen, and I know sheβs full of shit but it still made my day
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Katy
@katty_johnson
Im buying a dress at h&m and Cody tells the cashier that Im new to prostitution and wants to know if this dress will help attract customers
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Katy
@katty_johnson
"let me see what you have.."
"a knife"
"NOOOOOO" pic.twitter.com/LaLNOeUHYU
"a knife"
"NOOOOOO" pic.twitter.com/LaLNOeUHYU
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Katy
@katty_johnson
kinda wish i had a guy this Halloween to the be the Michael to my Star #lostboysvibes pic.twitter.com/aK3DDzhwRr
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Katy
@katty_johnson
Hey there pumpkin pic.twitter.com/Gq9htZPyBE
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Katy
@katty_johnson
Al pals fresh outa surgery pic.twitter.com/E54F9N7xeg
Katy
@katty_johnson
School takes the life outta me
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Katy
@katty_johnson
The smell of your significant other is damn comforting
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Katy
@katty_johnson
Today my 90 year old patient told me I had the prettiest eyes she's ever seen and I just about cried
Katy
@katty_johnson
I'm seriously in love with what I do
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
