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Katy Mayer
@katymayer
Got the night off work and my tax return came today
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Katy Mayer
@katymayer
Maybe you shouldn't be so quick to say who goes around your baby when you had never even held one before you popped that sucker out
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Harry Pothead β‘οΈ
@katymayer
Harry Pothead β‘οΈ
@katymayer
@thizbxtch awww bebeeee I wuv you thanks
Harry Pothead β‘οΈ
@katymayer
RT @NSobotka: "And then I sent him a snapchat that said, Hi teal I fucked your boyfriend"
Harry Pothead β‘οΈ
@katymayer
A quickie before bed would be clutch but oh well
Retweet of status by @Love_Mica4
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@katymayer
You break her heart, she'll turn cold as a freezer
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Harry Pothead β‘οΈ
@katymayer
Just ran two red lights in a row
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@katymayer
Preach it Phil pic.twitter.com/bc3MDBBc00
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@katymayer
you can't bull shit a bull shitter
Retweet of status by @Kelsey_Orms
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@katymayer
I just wanna smoke a bowl but of course we have someone here to change our sliding glass door
...but wait! There's more!
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Bentley_SODMG
@Bentley_SODMG
β@lynn_krysta: Thank You Jesus. , I really hate that there isn't a cross emoji...β
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