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copy & paste +upvote -downvote I found out why dogs paws smell like frito chips. I guess their paws get yeasty? lmao so it gives them a “corn chips” type smell? hahaha🌽
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momiji
@kelpqueen
Green is the color for 2022
Retweet of status by @ashhhtronawt
02 Jan 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Green is the color for 2022 💚
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momiji
@kelpqueen
i’ve been at my job for a little over a month & today i received a $2 raise
18 Oct 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote i’ve been at my job for a little over a month & today i received a $2 raise 🎊
luna lovegood
@kelpqueen
Staying cozy on this rainy day pic.twitter.com/5EgMsGq69U
Retweet of status by @newfacemag
11 Nov 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Staying cozy on this rainy day⛈ https://t.co/5EgMsGq69U
uzumaki 🍥
@kelpqueen
My stiiizy got me so h*gh I just kissed both my parents on the forehead goodnight
Retweet of status by @ho3cakezz
20 Jul 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My stiiizy got me so h*gh I just kissed both my parents on the forehead goodnight 😭
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@kelpqueen
cancer season is amongst us time to cry into malt chocolate milkshakes when mildly inconvenienced but smile thru… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @milkstrology
21 Jun 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote cancer season is amongst us 👁 time to cry into malt chocolate milkshakes when mildly inconvenienced but smile thru… https://t.co/xtxxlH0FNw
patricia ☆ 〜 ☻
@kelpqueen
Waittttt imma come with you Miami baby twitter.com/valerieeamazin…
Retweet of status by @itsCoronaTime19
12 Mar 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Waittttt imma come with you Miami baby ✨🦠 https://t.co/gObmTRRwWA
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patricia ☆ 〜 ☻
@kelpqueen
POV: You paid $400 for an Ariana meet & greet
I’m fucking crying pic.twitter.com/1MHhsvBOFg
I’m fucking crying pic.twitter.com/1MHhsvBOFg
Retweet of status by @Jonny_Dodds
01 Mar 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote POV: You paid $400 for an Ariana meet & greet
I’m fucking crying 😭😭😭 https://t.co/1MHhsvBOFg
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@kelpqueen
drake is finally putting some of his most classic loosies on streaming platforms this friday #carepackage pic.twitter.com/KXxqHZ6FNj
01 Aug 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote drake is finally putting some of his most classic loosies on streaming platforms this friday 😩🔥🙌 #carepackage https://t.co/KXxqHZ6FNj
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@kelpqueen
Y’all need to beat your barber’s ass and whoever be tryna blend y’all makeup
Retweet of status by @daniellesdenise
20 Jul 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Y’all need to beat your barber’s ass and whoever be tryna blend y’all makeup 😩
patricia
@kelpqueen
anyone who hasn’t gone viral on this app is a loser...
it’s me, i’m the loser
it’s me, i’m the loser
27 Apr 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote anyone who hasn’t gone viral on this app is a loser...
🙋♀️ it’s me, i’m the loser
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊