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kels tatham β
@kelstatham
Going anywhere with Keri is a process. And I bet she's gonna ask if we can stop at Dunkin first.
21 Jun 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Going anywhere with Keri is a process. And I bet she's gonna ask if we can stop at Dunkin first. π
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kels tatham β
@kelstatham
Sunday mornings should always involve extra sleep, darker coffee, good sex & bacon
Retweet of status by @xheartlessbabe
13 Mar 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Sunday mornings should always involve extra sleep, darker coffee, good sex & baconππΌ
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kels tatham β
@kelstatham
How is it only Tuesday?!
Retweet of status by @ash__caruso
23 Feb 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote How is it only Tuesday?! π
kels tatham β
@kelstatham
19 Feb 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote The best is when your ex tries to come back into your life after fucking you over. Like nah you fucked up your chance bud. Pce pce βπΌοΈβπΌ
kels tatham β
@kelstatham
Yeah pic.twitter.com/xxj4wDFdQZ
Retweet of status by @ohgirIquotes
16 Feb 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Yeahπ https://t.co/xxj4wDFdQZ
kels tatham β
@kelstatham
sick and tired of being sick and tired
Retweet of status by @Savvolive
03 Feb 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote sick and tired of being sick and tired π©π€
kels tatham β
@kelstatham
"what's that thing you plug into your house when it dies??"
"a generator? and your house doesn't DIE it loses power. it's not an iPhone"
"a generator? and your house doesn't DIE it loses power. it's not an iPhone"
Retweet of status by @KeriKretzer
23 Jan 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote "what's that thing you plug into your house when it dies??"
"a generator? and your house doesn't DIE it loses power. it's not an iPhone" π
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kels tatham β
@kelstatham
I really have no idea what to do with my life & even if I did I wouldn't know where to start
Retweet of status by @Sass_Stilettos
23 Jan 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I really have no idea what to do with my life & even if I did I wouldn't know where to start π
kels tatham β
@kelstatham
just want someone to scratch my back all night
Retweet of status by @Savvolive
20 Jan 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote just want someone to scratch my back all night π
kels tatham β
@kelstatham
I'm in dire need of a full body massage , A month long vacation to the Bahamas, & a unlimited shopping spree in VS.
Retweet of status by @xxBarbiexo
09 Jan 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I'm in dire need of a full body massage π , A month long vacation to the Bahamasβπ΄, & a unlimited shopping spree in VS. ππππ
kels tatham β
@kelstatham
he doesn't even have to try pic.twitter.com/UTyTSgFk6a
Retweet of status by @BieberBoners_
03 Jan 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote he doesn't even have to try π https://t.co/UTyTSgFk6a
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ