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Makena Kimani
@kenakimani
Idk how to explain this but Ephraim is such a Kikuyu name
Retweet of status by @Sheilakari
11 Jun 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Idk how to explain this but Ephraim is such a Kikuyu name π
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Makena Kimani
@kenakimani
Anyway, tomorrow is still May so itβs still my birthday!
Retweet of status by @EmilyKazungu
30 May 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Anyway, tomorrow is still May so itβs still my birthday! βΊοΈπ
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Makena Kimani
@kenakimani
@thatAvocadhoe It's either 14 letters per word or 3. Either way I'm winging it
Retweet of status by @mercyakwera
22 May 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @thatAvocadhoe It's either 14 letters per word or 3. Either way I'm winging it π
Makena Kimani
@kenakimani
@pheenoh I love good customer service pic.twitter.com/XRzg0wehJh
Retweet of status by @soxtraswt
17 May 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @pheenoh I love good customer service π https://t.co/XRzg0wehJh
Makena Kimani
@kenakimani
@justinewanda @DijaAbdul They should open a branch at Sarit Center just because
22 Apr 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @justinewanda @DijaAbdul They should open a branch at Sarit Center just because πππ
Makena Kimani
@kenakimani
I really hate human contact!!! unless Iβm in love with you or I really like you .
Retweet of status by @kendimputhia
15 Apr 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I really hate human contact!!!π unless Iβm in love with you or I really like you .
Makena Kimani
@kenakimani
When you see a car that looks like theirs and your stomach just ties itself
Retweet of status by @_PalesaLetlape
13 Apr 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When you see a car that looks like theirs and your stomach just ties itselfπ
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Makena Kimani
@kenakimani
My issue is I donβt want to go through the apartment phase, I just want to go straight to a 3 bedroom house with a pool
Retweet of status by @LolaMonsue
02 Apr 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My issue is I donβt want to go through the apartment phase, I just want to go straight to a 3 bedroom house with a pool ππ
Makena Kimani
@kenakimani
19 Feb 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I'm Kenyan because when it rained last night, my impulse, even in deep half sleep was to connect my phone to the charger π
Makena Kimani
@kenakimani
@noellearchives She ainβt know wtf was going on and she wasnβt sticking around to find out
Retweet of status by @Babykieeee
16 Feb 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @noellearchives She ainβt know wtf was going on and she wasnβt sticking around to find out π
Makena Kimani
@kenakimani
29 Dec 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote why can't i just write 'wallahi' next to my signature, why do i need a lawyer to certify my documents π
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ