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Khannyewest
@khannyewest
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Khannyewest
@khannyewest
There're 17 yrs old girls out there teaching your dad to smoke shisha calling him "dude". The very same dad you're afraid of at home.
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Khannyewest
@khannyewest
Scenes after the elections pic.twitter.com/uXclEOioMS
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Khannyewest
@khannyewest
Some of the Polling centres should be in Shoprite...voting while looking at the price of 5ltrs cooking oil
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Khannyewest
@khannyewest
Childhood was better than adulthood at least we had wounds on our knees and foreheads not in our hearts
Retweet of status by @HanganduViolet
Khannyewest
@khannyewest
Jelita and Mulenga's parents used to sleep on different beds, were they on separation?
Retweet of status by @Annyothergirl
Khannyewest
@khannyewest
As area MP your company secured a tender to build toilets for your constituents, which whip are you buying first? pic.twitter.com/ox2qsEI5iS
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Khannyewest
@khannyewest
Condoms may protect you from sexually transmitted diseases but it will never protect you from spiritually transmitted demons
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Khannyewest
@khannyewest
Risky texts are fun.
You send it, then ignore your phone for an hour
You send it, then ignore your phone for an hour
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Khannyewest
@khannyewest
Babe why ain’t you replying to my messages?
Him:it’s too hot to reply
I will never forget !!!thats how I knew… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Him:it’s too hot to reply
I will never forget !!!thats how I knew… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Khannyewest
@khannyewest
I hatttteee them see-through/ colourless heels looordddd pleasepeoples feet be looking so crazy spilling out bei… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
