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Kelsey Atkinson
@kkei10
what did the yoga instructor say when her landlord tried to evict her?
namaste.
#TheMorningCorny (shout out raging idiots)
namaste.
#TheMorningCorny (shout out raging idiots)
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Kelsey Atkinson
@kkei10
what does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?
a synonym roll.
#TheMorningCorny
a synonym roll.
#TheMorningCorny
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Kelsey Atkinson
@kkei10
Horrified by last nightโs shooting in Las Vegas.Proceeds from โlove > hateโ items now go to Las Vegas Victims Fundโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/9โฆ
Retweet of status by @theShopForward
Kelsey Atkinson
@kkei10
why was the baby ant so confused?
because all of his uncles were ants!
#TheMorningCorny
because all of his uncles were ants!
#TheMorningCorny
Kelsey Atkinson
@kkei10
@JustinThomas34 Golf claps for JT. pic.twitter.com/HBrxvQusIo
Kelsey Atkinson
@kkei10
Teladoc, Aetnaโs telehealth provider, is offering free general medical services to anyone impacted by #HurricaneIrma: 855-220-4585
Kelsey Atkinson
@kkei10
@joellejones_ I wish the expenses ended upon college graduation.
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Kelsey Atkinson
@kkei10
Kelsey Atkinson
@kkei10
Americans can't eat healthy past Wednesdays...
Are you one of these people? Some of us are
Are you one of these people? Some of us are
Retweet of status by @bobbybonesshow
Kelsey Atkinson
@kkei10
Celebrate Independence Day at the fair! pic.twitter.com/Pf913TMWNP
Retweet of status by @HarrCoFair_OH
Kelsey Atkinson
@kkei10
Step up to the plate & rise to the occasion.
It's all in your mind.
It's all in your mind.
Retweet of status by @MarkBallas
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
