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kaley schreiber
@knschreiber
"if a big snake got loose in the pet store name something it might eat?"
Mom: "my shit"
Mom: "my shit"
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kaley schreiber
@knschreiber
I have this immense fear of eating raw chicken so 99% of the time I burn it a little.. jussssst to make sure
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kaley schreiber
@knschreiber
My mom is out to the bar sending me snapchats of her and my friends o k girl
kaley schreiber
@knschreiber
soooo jealous of my mom who is staying the night at the inner harbor
kaley schreiber
@knschreiber
between all the road work on preston rd and the dover bridge traffic maybe it'll be summer by the time I get to easton
kaley schreiber
@knschreiber
relationship goals pic.twitter.com/rC5sk65xFR
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kaley schreiber
@knschreiber
Am I the only one that thinks it's ironic how easton's gnc is right beside papa johns and china buffet?
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kaley schreiber
@knschreiber
Today must be national drive like a complete freaking idiot day
kaley schreiber
@knschreiber
My favorite part of Walmart is the $5 movie bin
kaley schreiber
@knschreiber
@rlaird_ aw shucks bb fanks
kaley schreiber
@knschreiber
Brooke just told me to hold a fake coffee cup for a picture..okay orrrrr I could get a real coffee ya goof
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
