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Kristin Anderson
@kristinmalee
My dog tried to leave with the delivery guy, and when I grabbed her she pulled down my shirt.
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Kristin Anderson
@kristinmalee
If it is raining outside the puppies will only use the bathroom IN the house. Good to know.
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Kristin Anderson
@kristinmalee
Twenty days. #GBO pic.twitter.com/vjzusM5nU0
Retweet of status by @Vol_Football
Kristin Anderson
@kristinmalee
The easiest way to get yelled at/told how worthless you are? Turn down a boy.
Kristin Anderson
@kristinmalee
I'm ready for a drink and it isn't even 3 yet.
Kristin Anderson
@kristinmalee
Shopping at Forever 21 be like... pic.twitter.com/3mWOobLkDc
Kristin Anderson
@kristinmalee
I referred to myself as "The Mother of Fluffs" on a pet adoption application. Keeping it
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Kristin Anderson
@kristinmalee
One time @alexualhealing and @rachelmsisk put candles in some pizza rolls for my birthday. It was perfect.
Kristin Anderson
@kristinmalee
Stop slut shaming Melania we have more important work to do.
(also just stop slut shaming)
(also just stop slut shaming)
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Kristin Anderson
@kristinmalee
@JamesBayMusic I can't wait for you to get me into the Ryman show since it's sold out.
Kristin Anderson
@kristinmalee
@Evy_Lynch You should book me to do hair and makeup for you at the celebration.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
