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Krunal Majmundar
@krunalm1
If you walk into a room and the door was closed, make sure you close it ALL THE WAY when you leave
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Krunal Majmundar
@krunalm1
My mom just texted me and I looked at it and was like, the fuck is this gibberish?? And then I realized it wasn't English
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Krunal Majmundar
@krunalm1
When you notice a grammatical error in your tweet, but somebody already retweeted it...
"I'll just go fuck myself then "
"I'll just go fuck myself then "
Krunal Majmundar
@krunalm1
Haha yoooo Fast and Furious is on tv
Krunal Majmundar
@krunalm1
Charlize Theron
Krunal Majmundar
@krunalm1
@alli_swank you got yourself a deal
Krunal Majmundar
@krunalm1
"I kinda wanna get Jordan's but I'm white"- @randy_leopardi
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Krunal Majmundar
@krunalm1
Holy shit I forgot how close I was
Krunal Majmundar
@krunalm1
"Dude, why are you screaming? I'm right here."
"That's my reading voice."
"That's my reading voice."
Krunal Majmundar
@krunalm1
Just realized I won't get to drive for the next week
Krunal Majmundar
@krunalm1
My basement is so nice and cold
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
