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kumarkaza
@kumarkaza2
With a thumping majority to BJP, people expected that half of the Congress will be in Jail.
But half of the Congress is in BJP.
But half of the Congress is in BJP.
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kumarkaza
@kumarkaza2
Who would have thought?
The little kid who sold tea at a Railway Station would one day sell away the Railways itself.
The little kid who sold tea at a Railway Station would one day sell away the Railways itself.
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kumarkaza
@kumarkaza2
Cleaning pens, phones, door nobs etc with sanitizer looks like cleaning the crime scene
kumarkaza
@kumarkaza2
In 2011, Crude oil was $100+ a barrel and Petrol was sold at Rs.65/ltr
Today crude oil is $30/barrel, yet petrol is Rs.75/ltr
Today crude oil is $30/barrel, yet petrol is Rs.75/ltr
kumarkaza
@kumarkaza2
ΰ°ΰ°¦ΰ°Ώ ΰ°ΰ±ΰ°ͺΰ±ΰ°ͺ?
Great wall of China
(or)
Poor wall of Gujarat
Great wall of China
(or)
Poor wall of Gujarat
kumarkaza
@kumarkaza2
PM on Odd days- No nationwide NRC has been planned.
HM on even days- pan India NRC will be implemented.
Now bhβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
HM on even days- pan India NRC will be implemented.
Now bhβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
kumarkaza
@kumarkaza2
I asked why are you laughing ....
He replied: People asked him to lift GDP, he started lifting plastic bottles!
He replied: People asked him to lift GDP, he started lifting plastic bottles!
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kumarkaza
@kumarkaza2
92 nations in
55 months
Modi's overseas tour bill crosses 2025 Crores
#IndiaToday
55 months
Modi's overseas tour bill crosses 2025 Crores
#IndiaToday
kumarkaza
@kumarkaza2
Piyush Goyal says Einstein discovered gravity. An apple fell over the nation's head.
Gobarvity rocks!
Gobarvity rocks!
kumarkaza
@kumarkaza2
Let a new Religion named 'HUMANITY' be preached..! All Religions need to close their shops to keep the term 'Religion' alive.
kumarkaza
@kumarkaza2
Bumper Recruitment After 5 years.
Post :- Chokidar Qualification :- blind devotion
Post :- Chokidar Qualification :- blind devotion
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
