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@kwesus
SHE TEXTED HER EX THE LYRICS TO GOTTA GO MY OWN WAY FROM HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL I'M CRYING pic.twitter.com/qOxx0fSeTC
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@kwesus
As a Christian man, will it be ok if I can have a job as a camera man in porn? I'm just asking
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@kwesus
Why is eating cigarettes so much more satisfying than smoking them?!!
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@kwesus
in 2017 i'm going to listen to advice more, especially when the iphone keyboard recommends an emoji
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@kwesus
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@kwesus
Today is the only day you can retweet this pic.twitter.com/5DWbVsAbeW
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@kwesus
You know when you see someone are you're like...are you also A Gay?
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Today the electoral college meets to perform their sacred duty: decide what animal we are making McRibs out of for the next four years.
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@kwesus
This older lady sitting next to me is really staring at my phone. Should I go to PornHub so she could have a look?
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@kwesus
If u neva had this, u aint from Ohio pic.twitter.com/YtE89sJJ3t
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...but wait! There's more!
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
