iEmoji Feeds @naturgeschichtlich (la_leere)
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@la_leere
Me: *walks into church wearing 130 mm stiletto uggs*
Congregation: that whore got style!
Priest resigned
Congregation: that whore got style!
Priest resigned
Retweet of status by @DrSweety303
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naturgeschichtlich
@la_leere
helped the poor and desperate
was a martyr
performed miracles (killed five men in 30 seconds) twitter.com/dulce_base_/stβ¦
was a martyr
performed miracles (killed five men in 30 seconds) twitter.com/dulce_base_/stβ¦
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@la_leere
Nice coworker who I hate just invited me to his Second City show and I told him I would rather k*ll myself #tweetlikemincerrayday
Retweet of status by @TH0MASBAHAMA
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@la_leere
Oh everyone LOVE it when kumail is secretly jacked under his clothes but HATE It when I secretly jack under my desk at work
Retweet of status by @Party_Harderson
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
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ReganBrittany
@ReganBrittany
Nanana diva is the female version of the hustlaaaa! #gettinmoney
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Rickygonz1215
@Rickygonz1215
If I weighed 182 I'd be cut
