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lorraine Jo King
@LahLahBean
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People who live in glass houses shouldnโt masturbate with the lights on
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#WednesdayWisdom
#wednesdaywit
People who live in glass houses shouldnโt masturbate with the lights on
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#WednesdayWisdom
#wednesdaywit
Retweet of status by @Pawley3000
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lorraine Jo King
@LahLahBean
#sillysaturday
Thought my laptop was singing to me earlier...
Then I realised it was just a Dell.....
Thought my laptop was singing to me earlier...
Then I realised it was just a Dell.....
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lorraine Jo King
@LahLahBean
#badjokethursday
2 birds sat on a perch...
1 says to the other..'can you smell fish?' ....
2 birds sat on a perch...
1 says to the other..'can you smell fish?' ....
lorraine Jo King
@LahLahBean
#badjokethursday Why did the girl take a ruler to bed? She wanted to see how long she slept.ย
lorraine Jo King
@LahLahBean
#badjokefriday Why does a tiger have stripes?
So he won't be spotted.
So he won't be spotted.
lorraine Jo King
@LahLahBean
#badjokethursday
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?
She hikes up her skirt every time you yawn.
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?
She hikes up her skirt every time you yawn.
lorraine Jo King
@LahLahBean
#sidesplittingsunday What did the werewolf eat after he'd had his teeth taken out? The dentist.
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lorraine Jo King
@LahLahBean
#BadJokeFriday
A 'smart arse' is someone who can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you what flavour it is'
A 'smart arse' is someone who can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you what flavour it is'
lorraine Jo King
@LahLahBean
#badjokethursday
Bus driver to passenger: Donโt you want to sit down?
Passenger: No, I am in a hurry.
Bus driver to passenger: Donโt you want to sit down?
Passenger: No, I am in a hurry.
lorraine Jo King
@LahLahBean
#MondayMotivation #funny #quotes
Senior Texting Code pic.twitter.com/dWsDVGMYVk
Senior Texting Code pic.twitter.com/dWsDVGMYVk
lorraine Jo King
@LahLahBean
#jokesoftheday Long #jokes pic.twitter.com/j91buUkG5Q
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
