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Landon
@landonjay
@GraceVanOrman @landonjay Finding dory has a lot of driving metaphors in them
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Lando
@landonjay
@lordlxcy @landonjay I remember gluing them together
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Lando
@landonjay
@Kenzies_Epic These are the stories I look forward to hearing
Lando
@landonjay
Happy bday to one of my fav crackhead friends Iβve had the best worst times with ya @landonjay pic.twitter.com/Ezuh485Fp1
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Landon
@LandonJay
LMFAO she just called me almost in tears because she thought my house was gonna blow up. apparently you CAN howβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Landon
@LandonJay
@LandonJay Just like when we thought we time traveled 1 hour behind but 11 minutes ahead still FUCKS me up
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Landon
@LandonJay
@LandonJay When you come visit me, I promise Iβll still clean up your vomit and take selfies with your unconscious body
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Landon
@LandonJay
@doctorr_j Smart woman energy
lando
@landonjay
βI was an idiot begging on my knees on to the floor now, I don't even want you anymoreβ DAMN POST STOP IT
landon
@landonjay
Say this slowly: @kaaitlyn399
Whale
Oil
Beef
Hooked
now youβre a true Britain
Whale
Oil
Beef
Hooked
now youβre a true Britain
landon
@landonjay
@landonjay @J_Bleazy22 Hahahaha you could have saved yourself but you chose to hide in the closest bathroom
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
