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Lauren
@lderdz
to the 300 jackasses at the airport who didn't tell me my skirt was tucked into my backpack as I walked from the gate to baggage claim.
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Lauren
@lderdz
Dad just told me he won free practice-round tickets to @TheMasters and he's taking his brothers and not me
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Lauren Derdzinski
@lderdz
Dad sent 18 boxes of his things to Japan this week. This move is becoming real
Lauren Derdzinski
@lderdz
@lderdz takes golf lessons from Chubbs
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Lauren Derdzinski
@lderdz
When you try to act like you know what you're talking about to a pro then you look up what you said later and realize you said it wrong
Lauren Derdzinski
@lderdz
If my dad hits me with the "K" text back ONE MORE TIME I'm gonna lose it. "K, ONLY BELOVED DAUGHTER. THANKS FOR ASKING ABOUT MY LIFE"
Lauren Derdzinski
@lderdz
Dammit I just really want to get out of murfreesboro
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Lauren Derdzinski
@lderdz
Lady at the gym looked at my face and goes "oh Ash Wednesday!" at least she didn't think I rubbed my head in dirt.
Lauren Derdzinski
@lderdz
XOXO.... Gossip Girl vine.co/v/MvbzFEIFbK3
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Lauren Derdzinski
@lderdz
I'm going to splurge and get my nails done
Lauren Derdzinski
@lderdz
@JessS475 go to Opry Mills, it's playing there already
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
