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@letliveamanda
we need a suicide emoji
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@pewdiepie So ur down to be in the game
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From the bottom of my heart, if you can't let women have a few special screenings of a female-led superhero movie, you suck.
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@letliveamanda
Made a very important business deal today at the office today. Updating our pawlicies pic.twitter.com/HR2ZmRW0l1
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@letliveamanda
Why are people stressing about getting a Valentine when they could just get a dog instead?
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@letliveamanda
My girlfriend sent me a snap of her cutting up a wiener. As if it was me, if I cheated. All you hoes stay outa my DM. You ain't worth it.
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@letliveamanda
@bdunkelman Plano, TX
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When it snows in Texas. #DFWTraffic #txwx pic.twitter.com/6qT4hTsfaj
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Today is the only day you can retweet this pic.twitter.com/ZA1FpKUka4
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me: they hurt me!! I'm gonna be distant! that'll show them!
them: hey
me: hey
them: hey
me: hey
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
