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lexi
@lex__rated
"Are you sure you don't have a degree on whining?" -@tcarlizle
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lexi
@lex__rated
#TBT to that time I was blonde (and apparently drunk already) and Mallory was getting married โฆ instagram.com/p/shwyf5PuIr/
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lexi
@lex__rated
Taylor just leaned across the back seat and drunkenly buckled my seat belt for me #safetyfirst
lexi
@lex__rated
Sushi and coke zero for lunch bc life is hard
lexi
@lex__rated
Putting almond milk in my starbs to raise my white girl levels to maximum capacity for the weekend #betcheswantalmondmilk
lexi
@lex__rated
"You're trying to look like princess jasmine aren't you? I know you." Older sisters are a+ and also v v snarky
lexi
@lex__rated
Appropriate that 'burn' is on the radio bc I feel like my temper could make things spontaneously combust rn
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lexi
@lex__rated
Slide that little sugar shaker over here
lexi
@lex__rated
lexi
@lex__rated
Oh man I'm gonna need to see Maleficent. ASAP.
lexi
@lex__rated
@tcarlizle on twitter?! you MUST be bored
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
