iEmoji Feeds @AssTwizzler (lexicd97)
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AssTwizzler
@lexicd97
"How did boomers live at a time when college was the price of a McChicken and still wind up the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet?"
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lexπ»
@lexicd97
The worst part of an er visit is going home and having to peel the tape from your IV bandage off your arm hair
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raggedy bitch
@lexicd97
When Hilary goes go court in September, just know the judge didnβt commit suicide. That is all
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raggedy bitch
@lexicd97
Ugh i just want some waffles fuckin smothered in butter and syrup rn
raggedy bitch
@lexicd97
@lexicd97 stfu im crying
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prison mike
@lexicd97
You already know wtf today is. Enjoy your virginity reset day
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prison mike
@lexicd97
So glad I have @lexicd97 & @Max_Wilson16 because otherwise Iβd be clinically insane instead of just clinically psycho
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Lexiπ€
@lexicd97
A coworker and i said the same thing at the same time and i said βjinx owe me some cokeβ and he said okay like nβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Lexiπ€
@lexicd97
Im too blessed to be stressed
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Lexiπ€
@lexicd97
Shoot for the moon -- even if you miss, you might still steal a hit.
RT if you're inspired.
#RallyTogether pic.twitter.com/WohCtToceD
RT if you're inspired.
#RallyTogether pic.twitter.com/WohCtToceD
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
