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ZITO
@lexthegodfather
Samuel Eto'o has officially announced his retirement from football. Kids today simply don't know how good this mβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @FutbolBible
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6'6/ZITO
@lexthegodfather
Hot girls, get his shirt and turn it into a two piece pic.twitter.com/dQBgUrK4Cc
Retweet of status by @Tee_Deinne
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June 9ππ
@lexthegodfather
Supportive girlfriends are the real MVP
Retweet of status by @oxladeofficial
June 9ππ
@lexthegodfather
I feel beautiful and good today pic.twitter.com/kDoka6ZK1p
FatCatlex
@lexthegodfather
Just scaled thefence pic.twitter.com/z6MVlZ1k2n
Retweet of status by @olaitan_sl
LexThegodFather
@lexthegodfather
Imagine trolling a team that lost to City and Chelsea only to get dickmatized by fishermen from Brighton
Retweet of status by @oluwapower
LexThegodFather
@lexthegodfather
Ever since i mistakenly recharged N10,000 instead of N1,000. I don't press OK without using toothpick to count the zeros
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LexThegodFather
@lexthegodfather
How can I kill a fly that just landed on my body??? they'll be doing flash for me and I'll go and tear myself hot slap
LexThegodFather
@lexthegodfather
Even if they pay wizzy to make a shitty jam he will still come with a hit #starboy
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
