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I just want a group of lesbian friends to hang out with on the weekends
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My dog told me sheβs the baddest bitch on the block pic.twitter.com/oyuJGH4vtG
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@lifeasmj__
I mean how awkward would it be if my co workers or classmates find me on Twitter . Itβs a whole other person they donβt know about
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@lifeasmj__
Having anxiety is the worst
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@lifeasmj__
I need a group of gay friend to do some gay stuff with
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@lifeasmj__
I mean everyone is getting engaged or having kids. Bro like Iβm still trying to get my life together
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@lifeasmj__
when you slip your fingers into her underwear and feel how wet she gets for you, fuck
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Itβs that time of year again where I hear fireworks & think they are gun shots
Mel&Jo β¨
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Mel&Jo β¨
@lifeasmj__
Why is it when 2 girls who are clearly together go out some idiot has to say β oh are you two sistersβ no Carl we are lesbianing together
Mel&Jo β¨
@lifeasmj__
Bringing this gem back pic.twitter.com/F7BMnyAKSZ
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
