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PAUL π
@lifemademe
Dating a cute guy is stressful, if he doesn't chase girls, Girls will chase him
There must be a chase!!!
There must be a chase!!!
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P A U L π
@lifemademe
Me on my first day on the job as a drug dealer:
Me:
"We don't have coke, is Pepsi okay?"
*Gets stabbed*
Me:
"We don't have coke, is Pepsi okay?"
*Gets stabbed*
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P A U L π
@lifemademe
Girls, please bath immediately after sex; I was sitting next to a Lady this morning in the bus she was smelling 5 rounds
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M E A T P I E π
@lifemademe
If they called a whole Somto ugly then what are the rest of us?? Masquerade samples???
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P A U L π
@lifemademe
Just got a gift now and I'm freaking out
Thanks so muchhhhhh @UNIONBANK_NG pic.twitter.com/XPUinPjkvq
Thanks so muchhhhhh @UNIONBANK_NG pic.twitter.com/XPUinPjkvq
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P A U L π
@lifemademe
When masturbating....
Boys:
Girls: οΈοΈ
Boys:
Girls: οΈοΈ
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P A U L π
@lifemademe
Education is not a scam!!!
Degree is not a scam!!!
Everyone can't be an Entrepreneur!!!!
Degree is not a scam!!!
Everyone can't be an Entrepreneur!!!!
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
