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@LilAsmus
It’s Friday the 13th. Do something spooky like tipping your server 50%.
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@LilAsmus
Having leather seats is cute until your ass is on fire from them & your thighs are sticking to your seat
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@LilAsmus
I love when people compliment my tattoos
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@LilAsmus
The first hour and a half I was at work I had no tables so we literally went outside and played a whole ass game of cornhole
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@LilAsmus
Okay so country fest is in 30 days. Is it possible to lose a pound a day?
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@LilAsmus
You never know how ugly you truly are until you look in one of those magnifying mirrors
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@LilAsmus
Wish I was at a fire with a beer
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@LilAsmus
I love when people assume my tweets are about them, I guess the shoe fits huh? #YouBigMad
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@LilAsmus
I'm tryingtobeabetter person butsomepeopleare testing me
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@LilAsmus
can someone bring me this please pic.twitter.com/xqJmxeFxpj
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@LilAsmus
pretty much the only reason I want a boyfriend pic.twitter.com/hQuHmOOfsl
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
