highway rest stop fan account (lilturban)

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Waxed my coochie so my gynecologist doesn’t freak out tomorrow

I’m raising money to help my senior dog. Please retweet and donate if you are able gofundme.com/f/bmhu7f-help-…

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parisa THEE crybaby @lilturban

Anyone wanna send me a humble $1000

parisa THEE crybaby @lilturban

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parisa @lilturban

Imagine being a re a repub I can’t even say it

hot girl peepee @lilturban

Just finished watching IT two and the part where they kept telling pennywise he was a clown really hit home. It’s me. I’m the clown.

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Yall saying its “nOt tHat DeEp” until ur nigga putting “” under a bitch who pretending to suck dick w. a cucumber.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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peepee @lilturban

might fuck around and

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every time parisa sees a latin/hispanic related tweet she sends it to me, what a sweetheart

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Parisa @lilturban

i am a:
man
woman
playboy bunny costume

looking for:
man
woman
a white girl with no ass

fakhright @fakhright

astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*