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Ms. Mutheu
@limutheu
Wow. Congratulations to @diamondplatnumz for having a child in every East African country
Retweet of status by @_Christie98
09 Jul 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Wow. Congratulations to @diamondplatnumz for having a child in every East African country πππ
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Ms. Mutheu
@limutheu
Dear God,
In a World Full of distractions, help me Put you first.
In a World Full of distractions, help me Put you first.
Retweet of status by @ItsBravin
03 Jul 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Dear God,
In a World Full of distractions, help me Put you first. π
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Ms. Mutheu
@limutheu
I wish I could take back all those times I was refusing to take a nap when I was a child
Retweet of status by @miss_nyaruai
25 Jun 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I wish I could take back all those times I was refusing to take a nap when I was a child π
Ms. Mutheu
@limutheu
Life after 25 is horrible, you breathe and youβve already spent Ksh. 500
Retweet of status by @GikonyoKelvin
13 Jun 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Life after 25 is horrible, you breathe and youβve already spent Ksh. 500 πͺ
Ms. Mutheu
@limutheu
If you never googled pregnancy symptoms you've not dated yet
Retweet of status by @SaleemMumo
25 May 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If you never googled pregnancy symptoms you've not dated yet
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Ms. Mutheu
@limutheu
My mum called me at 5am and I answered 'Niko nje ya 18' thinking it was the cab driver
Retweet of status by @Hon_Davie
19 Apr 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My mum called me at 5am and I answered 'Niko nje ya 18' thinking it was the cab driverπ
Ms. Mutheu
@limutheu
Hustle for your parents, they are the only people that will not mock you when you're broke
Retweet of status by @Adamara_Ajuzie
14 Apr 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Hustle for your parents, they are the only people that will not mock you when you're brokeπ
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Ms. Mutheu
@limutheu
Finally someone did this.
Co-ask pic.twitter.com/c0AHyLjvgH
Co-ask pic.twitter.com/c0AHyLjvgH
Retweet of status by @polletvetsa
02 Apr 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Finally someone did this.
Co-ask ππππππππ https://t.co/c0AHyLjvgH
Ms. Mutheu
@limutheu
I BROUGHT BROWNIES FOR ALL MY CO-WORKERSNOT BECAUSE I WAS BEING NICE.BUT BECAUSE I HEARD THEY WAS DOING RANDOM DRUβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @PoohDaManz
28 Mar 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I BROUGHT BROWNIES FOR ALL MY CO-WORKERSπNOT BECAUSE I WAS BEING NICE.BUT BECAUSE I HEARD THEY WAS DOING RANDOM DRUβ¦ https://t.co/Ynz4zZjxoc
Ms. Mutheu
@limutheu
Lmfao. Btw all Beryls I know are Luo
Retweet of status by @_misplacedhuman
07 Mar 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Lmfao. Btw all Beryls I know are Luo π
Ms. Mutheu
@limutheu
28 Dec 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Mercury unasugua kila mtu. Si ratchetness, just trying to go from the bar to the loo π
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ