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alissa lynn carroll
@lisscarrx3
My psych professor said she wishes she had a tank and could run over cars
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alissa lynn carroll
@lisscarrx3
Hmmm to clean, write a ten page paper, or go to the gym. They all sound terrible rn
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alissa lynn carroll
@lisscarrx3
This mf dmed me & said, "hey I'm at Costco, do you need anything?".. What kinda line LMAO
alissa lynn carroll
@lisscarrx3
When I'm arguing with some random guy over Alissa on her pics... LMFAO WTF IS HAPPENING
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alissa lynn carroll
@lisscarrx3
Only when I look at you RT @lisscarrx3: You ever just look at someone like.. Wtf happened to you.
alissa lynn carroll
@lisscarrx3
I got mad baby fever. I'm definitely not down to have one anytime soon but still lmao I fantasize about it lol
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alissa lynn carroll
@lisscarrx3
he not my boyfriend to satisfy YALL bitches and I wish y'all get that through y'all brains. my baby perfect pic.twitter.com/hC3CtFhLWU
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alissa lynn carroll
@lisscarrx3
I don't trust bitches cause bitches spelled backwards is sehctib and that make no sense like u bitches
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alissa lynn carroll
@lisscarrx3
WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY pic.twitter.com/9iuLLKXxg2
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alissa lynn carroll
@lisscarrx3
Worked for me pic.twitter.com/bOGYvEZDep
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alissa lynn carroll
@lisscarrx3
"There's a line in your face" "there's a loin in my face?!" #DrunkMike pic.twitter.com/YWXT7ojYaG
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
