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Local Man (sack #1)
@localmanszn
@MichaelBensonn Bro entered the quantum realm to find this excuse
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Local Man (witness to the GOAT)
@localmanszn
one bang and he turned into Hector Salamanca twitter.com/fredh_/status/β¦
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Local Man (doing juj on labile)
@localmanszn
This woman apparently has a onlyfans account twitter.com/Jessicafrndz/s⦠pic.twitter.com/dhHahx5Mah
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Local Man (looking at the camera)
@localmanszn
Imagine facing Australia, USA and Japan on route to the WC Final
This is worse than Asia Cup
This is worse than Asia Cup
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Local Man (bring me barca)
@localmanszn
She kept getting closer to where she heard voices kitten heels wanted to take a life that day
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Local Man (witness to the goat)
@localmanszn
99 goals for his boyhood club pic.twitter.com/Lv3UPOoqiA
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Local Man (i can't let you get close *squares up*)
@localmanszn
Just got my new tattoo showing all of Man Cityβs Champions League trophies pic.twitter.com/eNsvjEfd1l
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Local Man (is tired, robbie)
@localmanszn
Ronaldo getting βhere nigga damnβ minutes
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Local Man (my enemies will never find me)
@localmanszn
Alex Albon confirms he's extended his contract at Williams pic.twitter.com/nTByGDSMqX
Local Man (my enemies will never find me)
@localmanszn
every Smallville superhero suit being a vest in the character's color scheme was jokes twitter.com/dcu_core/statuβ¦
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Local Man (my enemies will never find me)
@localmanszn
62β Goal Raith. Dick heads home.
(4-0) #BlueToon
(4-0) #BlueToon
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
