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Dub Club
@longliveShorty
Black Church’s only let ya out on time during the football season . Pastor tryna catch them Cowboys play
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Dub Club
@longliveShorty
Just gotta feed folks with a long handle spoon as my mom would say
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Dub Club
@longliveShorty
Hearing sexual shit from a ugly nigga really make you wanna call the police
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Dimya
@longliveShorty
You ever was by somebody house and you asked for ketchup.... and they get the shit out the fridgerator ? who tf eat cold ketchup
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Dimya
@longliveShorty
Y’all thoughts I’m really the goat man y’all book me pic.twitter.com/hPAV64RZDw
Dimya
@longliveShorty
If I’m not sleep at least five minutes after dick.. it wasn’t dick. it was dingiling. childish ass dingilling
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Dimya
@longliveShorty
“I Had To Stop Living For Other People Because When I won, We won. When I lost, I had to take that L on my own. “
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Dimya
@longliveShorty
“kids eat first” SHIIITTTT I ain’t had a home cooked meal since I’ve started college y’all gone let me eat first fuck them kids rn
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Dimya
@longliveShorty
It’s officially midterm week and I’m extremely stressed
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
