iEmoji Feeds @Lord Rat Squirt (lordratsquirt)
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Lord Rat Squirt
@lordratsquirt
Lifehack: don't waste money on an overpriced Fleshlight. I can instruct you on building a suitable handmade facsim… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Lord Rat Squirt
@lordratsquirt
TGIAFEMDTSIBUIA!: thank god it's another frikkin' endless monotonous day that seemingly incessantly blends uninterrupted into another!
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Lord Rat Squirt
@lordratsquirt
Do you enjoy watching defecation? Then a dog might be for you.
Lord Rat Squirt
@lordratsquirt
I found a recumbent bike didn't sufficiently convey my laziness, so I now use a modified Craftmatic adjustable bed… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Lord Rat Squirt
@lordratsquirt
Went to buy a Fitbit, but the sales person guided me to something more to fit my lifestyle, a Fatbutt.
Lord Rat Squirt
@lordratsquirt
I don't care what the "Man" says, I will keep my rapper moniker & continue to call myself "Sunny D."
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
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ReganBrittany
@ReganBrittany
Nanana diva is the female version of the hustlaaaa! #gettinmoney
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Rickygonz1215
@Rickygonz1215
If I weighed 182 I'd be cut
