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lǝɐɥɔᴉW uʍopǝpᴉsd∩
@lostmysandal
Sadly, we've all had bad dates. 🤦
But how would you describe them?
And could you describe them by song?
Let's… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
But how would you describe them?
And could you describe them by song?
Let's… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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lǝɐɥɔᴉW uʍopǝpᴉsd∩
@lostmysandal
#StrangeNickNames I have lots of nick names of people I once knew... damn... wish I could say...
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lǝɐɥɔᴉW uʍopǝpᴉsd∩
@lostmysandal
#IReadYourDiaryAnd im not stalking you. I’m just a dedicated fan. pls stop calling the cops on me, and just accept my love.
lǝɐɥɔᴉW uʍopǝpᴉsd∩
@lostmysandal
#AddPastaToAnything when she asks you to send nudelz
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lǝɐɥɔᴉW uʍopǝpᴉsd∩
@lostmysandal
#BestWaysToEndAnArgument "makeup sex" pic.twitter.com/sczxOI6NMi
Retweet of status by @Titmouse747
lǝɐɥɔᴉW uʍopǝpᴉsd∩
@lostmysandal
#IHaventFeltThisGoodSince I paid bills
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lǝɐɥɔᴉW uʍopǝpᴉsd∩
@lostmysandal
#ThereIsAlwaysRoomFor one more piece of cake pic.twitter.com/N4X3bjk7AA
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lǝɐɥɔᴉW uʍopǝpᴉsd∩
@lostmysandal
Adulting has always been overrated
#AdultingIn5WordsOrLess
#AdultingIn5WordsOrLess
Winchester 🏡
@lostmysandal
#IfWeWantIt, I say we just send him to get it.
#GrindOn little dude! pic.twitter.com/p2mTp1tuw5
#GrindOn little dude! pic.twitter.com/p2mTp1tuw5
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Winchester 🏡
@lostmysandal
#IfWeWantIt doesn't mean we need it
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Winchester 🏡
@lostmysandal
My aunt's Chihuahua...
#ButItDidntStayDead pic.twitter.com/ZrzCGivCbN
#ButItDidntStayDead pic.twitter.com/ZrzCGivCbN
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
