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Lauren Gascoyne
@lozzaaaG
Soooo I go on holiday in 9 hours n I'm sat eating a Chinese with greasy hair, not packed and I've got -ยฃ34 in the bank
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@lozzaaaG
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Lauren Gascoyne
@lozzaaaG
Crawling down on my knees through jays dog flap was a low point of my life last night
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Lauren Gascoyne
@lozzaaaG
Just read through old fb messages from Greg n I was evil "how's your day been?" "That's a good one, what's the weather like?"
Lauren Gascoyne
@lozzaaaG
Everytime I'm busting for a wee I always think of the time grace was about to piss in a bag on the Ibiza bus
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Lauren Gascoyne
@lozzaaaG
Makes me sad that Greg doesn't do simple kind gestures for me like brush my teeth when I'm hungover
Lauren Gascoyne
@lozzaaaG
Feel like @lucyyyyG's going to stand for Miss World Peace with the tweets she writing today
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Lauren Gascoyne
@lozzaaaG
When I like someone they're not interested and when I don't they are full on creeps....
Lauren Gascoyne
@lozzaaaG
Last 57 minutes of being fat
Lauren Gascoyne
@lozzaaaG
@alice_tingay @lewislrb only just seen this loved it!!! Wanna go back xxxx
Lauren Gascoyne
@lozzaaaG
My Mum to Mikky: "Has your bum chin got worse as you've got older or has it always been that DEEP?"
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
