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Kermit
@ltsKermit
Me: Hey want to act out a scene from 50 Shades?
Boy: DUH
Me: Okay I choose the one where you buy me a brand new Audi
Boy: DUH
Me: Okay I choose the one where you buy me a brand new Audi
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Kermit
@ltsKermit
My @shopivoryella stars and moon oversized hoodie came in the mail today and I love it just as much as I love βs!!β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
Retweet of status by @Larrenmariexoxo
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Kermit
@ltsKermit
Xoxo gossip girl vine.co/v/MvbzFEIFbK3
Kermit
@ltsKermit
Do you get enough sleep? pic.twitter.com/BFvSrcIBAB
Retweet of status by @TheCadoMedia
Kermit
@ltsKermit
Stay warm this winter
Shop our long sleeves, hoodies and more ivoryella.com pic.twitter.com/Nzc7DSALAg
Shop our long sleeves, hoodies and more ivoryella.com pic.twitter.com/Nzc7DSALAg
Retweet of status by @shopivoryella
Kermit
@ltsKermit
So oddly satisfying pic.twitter.com/QRSCI1UzRj
Retweet of status by @TheCadoMedia
Kermit
@ltsKermit
When you bought #bitcoin and havenβt told anyone in 5 minutes pic.twitter.com/u0oDY79kK4
Retweet of status by @MortyCrypto
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Kermit
@ltsKermit
"He doesn't know it's impossible" pic.twitter.com/gSAA7piyrX
Kermit
@ltsKermit
This traffic cop doesn't mess around pic.twitter.com/vHuJCK4VeF
Retweet of status by @TheCadoMedia
Kermit
@ltsKermit
Did you know elephants brain react to humans the same way humansβ brain react to puppies? They think we are cute. @shopivoryella
Retweet of status by @ashley_nicxo
Kermit
@ltsKermit
the subtitles have me dead pic.twitter.com/WliV2DRIlf
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
