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Luke Murphy
@lukemurphyyyy
I need to sleep for another day , cant handle the stress of waiting.
Every fucking year, you waste your holidays waiting for result
Every fucking year, you waste your holidays waiting for result
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Luke Murphy
@lukemurphyyyy
And the winner of the "Best One Liner of the Year" award goes to our DYMM YDP Agong for "Sila duduk, jangan lari"
Retweet of status by @HarithIskander
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Luke Murphy
@lukemurphyyyy
I am:
Straight
Bi
Gay
One of the medical students. The doctor has asked me to come and speak to youโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Straight
Bi
Gay
One of the medical students. The doctor has asked me to come and speak to youโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Retweet of status by @StephenNaulls
Luke Murphy
@lukemurphyyyy
Klopp's reaction is me.
Luke Murphy
@lukemurphyyyy
Good morning Reds! pic.twitter.com/VskwW05hIZ
Luke Murphy
@lukemurphyyyy
We millennials don't use nasi kangkang no more we straight kangkang on his face
Retweet of status by @meleis0ul
Luke Murphy
@lukemurphyyyy
Mom said you can always care for the person you love from afar.
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Luke Murphy
@lukemurphyyyy
My mom gets all emotional every time I leave home for college.
She has been doing this ever since I was 16.
She has been doing this ever since I was 16.
Luke Murphy
@lukemurphyyyy
Nowadays I'm too cool for a girlfriend.
Nowadays I don't know when the world spins.
Nowadays I don't know when the world spins.
Luke Murphy
@lukemurphyyyy
It'll be too late for you to realise I was being real with you
Retweet of status by @kirandran
Luke Murphy
@lukemurphyyyy
If someone is crushing on me, pls let me know by V day pls
Retweet of status by @Sexkittenxz
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
