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mother⚡️mercury
@m0thermercury
My wisdom teeth removal is costing me $1100 out of pocket and my insurance covered $45
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mother⚡️mercury
@m0thermercury
ever since covid came around I hav become da biggest reply guy ppl post stories of food n I be like: yum LMAO
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mother⚡️mercury
@m0thermercury
Seriously tho, how do I get in touch with @Target ?!? Im trying to team up for this Halloween Season … twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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mother⚡️mercury
@m0thermercury
MY MOM@ 43 with A MARGE SIMPSON DAP PEN €~^<^^? pic.twitter.com/oF30dFvPUI
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mother⚡️mercury
@m0thermercury
Sometimes I forget that I just didn’t tattoo for like 3 months pic.twitter.com/QHU03pKcmj
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mother⚡️mercury
@m0thermercury
I’ve been buying the same bell bottom leggings in different colors and each color fits me different
mother⚡️mercury
@m0thermercury
I miss confrontations
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mother⚡️mercury
@m0thermercury
@eerrriiicaa One guy asked me how I felt during it and I said “Very nice” in a borat voice ive never even seen borat
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mother⚡️mercury
@m0thermercury
adventurine, mahogany jasper, arizona turquoise, purple copper turquoise, and bloodstone pic.twitter.com/9TaUzFfCk2
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mother⚡️mercury
@m0thermercury
Remember when Adidas used the instrumental version of @CupcakKe_rapper song “Spider-Man Dick” in their commercialpic.twitter.com/ZqKXzGRoLi
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mother⚡️mercury
@m0thermercury
Ew the president is in my city I smelled the stank from miles away
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
