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Abby
@machinegunabby
Not my manager asking my boyfriend what his intentions are YOU’RE NOT MY DAD MICHAEL
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Wicked Witch of the Nawf
@machinegunabby
We miss you Mac Miller
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ABIGAIL
@machinegunabby
I have no friends so I be on twitter talking to my self
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ABIGAIL
@machinegunabby
Y’all look @ what I made the other day @DojaCat pic.twitter.com/cEQHDphSTg
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ABIGAIL
@machinegunabby
I was trying to tell my bathroom Alexa to play music but my kitchen one started and Winston ran in there like bitch who tf is in my house
ABIGAIL
@machinegunabby
I told everyone I was gonna be on somebody’s beach with my cheeks out for my 21st birthday and I MEANT that pic.twitter.com/N9Z0lQuiCJ
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ABIGAIL
@machinegunabby
Hi it’s me again pic.twitter.com/1oW4FENLzI
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ABIGAIL
@machinegunabby
@machinegunabby Don’t burn the fucking apartment down trying to be cute and grown Abby
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ABIGAIL
@machinegunabby
Damn with everyone I know getting pregnant, it’s a good thing I don’t have sex
ABIGAIL
@machinegunabby
Only posting this bc @Kassiiiii21 told me to pic.twitter.com/AXiskFzMPS
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ABIGAIL
@machinegunabby
I’ll be 21 in 4 days pic.twitter.com/bl0SEKyKL5
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
