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@mackenziedeertz
Anytime I hear people outside my apartment I look to see what's going on through the blinds like an antisocial creep
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@mackenziedeertz
The louder I turn up my music the better my singing gets
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@mackenziedeertz
waiting on @mackenziedeertz in the waiting room & this lady had the audacity to ask me if my toe is broken... no mam it's a bunion thank u
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@mackenziedeertz
Idk why I even bother wasting my breath bc nobody listens to me anyways
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@mackenziedeertz
Can't wait to be laying on the beach next week pic.twitter.com/41BjSTBOEV
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@mackenziedeertz
What a beautiful day to take a nap
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@mackenziedeertz
I'm good @ relationship advice for a girl that's never been in a relationship
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@mackenziedeertz
100 retweets and @l_thomas141 will streak at the Indians game
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Mackenzie Deertz
@mackenziedeertz
@mackenziedeertz the Mackenzie deertz is the one talking about age and drinking
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Mackenzie Deertz
@mackenziedeertz
Everyone's so lame, I'm glad I'm my own best friend
Mackenzie Deertz
@mackenziedeertz
Hope my bff @meggiemflanigan has fun in Florida :-) get tan & stuff
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
