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madds
@maddylanier
i'm at my 12 year old brother's baseball tournament and the dads are asking around for a pledge to bring them beer
30 Apr 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote i'm at my 12 year old brother's baseball tournament and the dads are asking around for a pledge to bring them beer π
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madds
@maddylanier
Colorado has always & will always have my heart. I NEED 5280 RTs, please please help me pic.twitter.com/d7XdvDzrIR
Retweet of status by @kaylaacundiff
19 Apr 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Colorado has always & will always have my heart. I NEED 5280 RTs, please please help me β€ https://t.co/d7XdvDzrIR
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24 Mar 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote What an incredible night to be a South Carolina Gamecock. ππ
22 Mar 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote THE AHCA:
πΊπΈ: can I have a latte with 2%
PAUL RYAN: ONE LATTE MADE WITH HUMAN SHIT COMING UP
πΊπΈ: oh--
PR: AMERICA DEMANDS HUMAN SHIT LATTES
kaepernick side hoe
@maddylanier
Mom: Im making chicken for dinner
Student Athelete: aint no chickens here fam we aint never scared we eatin fam John 4:20
Student Athelete: aint no chickens here fam we aint never scared we eatin fam John 4:20
Retweet of status by @davisbrookee
14 Mar 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Mom: Im making chicken for dinner
Student Athelete: aint no chickensπ here famπ¨βπ¨βπ§βπ¦π€ we aint neverπ
πΎ scared π― we eatin famπ½ John 4:20ππΎππΎ
kaepernick side hoe
@maddylanier
Taxi driver: where can I drive you to?
student athlete: drive you don't know drive NO days off family Lunch 11:16
student athlete: drive you don't know drive NO days off family Lunch 11:16
Retweet of status by @blake_col
13 Mar 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Taxi driver: where can I drive you to?
student athlete: driveβοΈ you don't know π€ drive π π«NOπ« days off π€ family ππΌ Lunch 11:16 ππΌππΌππ
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@maddylanier
Peep WV. twitter.com/voxdotcom/statβ¦
Retweet of status by @bkmbradley
06 Mar 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Peep WV. π https://t.co/F0tja9iL7i
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@maddylanier
princess leia wouldn't put up with this shit from Horrible Men so neither will i
28 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote princess leia wouldn't put up with this shit from Horrible Menβ’ so neither will i
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@maddylanier
"Beware male feminists." Seriously contemplate this article, esp if you're a progressive male.
everydayfeminism.com/2016/08/reasonβ¦
everydayfeminism.com/2016/08/reasonβ¦
Retweet of status by @Ruby_DeSantiago
16 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote "Beware male feminists." Seriously contemplate this article, esp if you're a progressive male. ππΎππΎππΎ
https://t.co/MztrkE1cFP
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@maddylanier
took a depression nap!!! woke up to a guy saying "we'll see " when i said i'm not comfortable going to his house!!! time 2 take another one
15 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote took a depression nap!!! woke up to a guy saying "we'll see π" when i said i'm not comfortable going to his house!!! time 2 take another one
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@maddylanier
@TimothyNesmith yeah we're not gonna talk about that
29 Jan 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @TimothyNesmith yeah we're not gonna talk about that π
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ