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MG
@maggieesays
"Do you eat ass?" "No, is that a deal breaker?" The fuck do you think
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MG
@maggieesays
Sometimes when I walk past a mirror or window I catch a glimpse of my ass and I'm just like damnnnnnnnn ok gurl
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MG
@maggieesays
I love being broke from paying bills, cause it means I have a home to pay for and that my priorities are taken care of
MG
@maggieesays
find someone who appreciates the crazy pic.twitter.com/SfanxlOYv5
MG
@maggieesays
I feel like such a burden on everyone ha
MG
@maggieesays
yeet pic.twitter.com/8nc4q5WN7n
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Maggie Evans
@maggieesays
Last night I walked up to Matt with 5 drunk girls I didn't know and was like "gimme all your money" lol
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Maggie Evans
@maggieesays
Shoot your local heroin dealer
Maggie Evans
@maggieesays
Omg just realized how overwhelming this semester already is so that's really fun!
Maggie Evans
@maggieesays
Racists are literally the worst kinda people ughspare me
Maggie Evans
@maggieesays
I think it's cool AF to call your man daddy but I also likely have severe daddy issues so probably don't take my advice
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
