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Maderchaud
@mahatmatweeter
I'm officially declaring my candidacy for 2020 President of the United States.
Better Kate Than Never
Better Kate Than Never
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Maderchaud
@mahatmatweeter
The Theme: Library!
Play along if you like! Reply to this post with your Tweets new or old for a RT and s :)
ENDS 3:00 PM PST
08/09/2016
Play along if you like! Reply to this post with your Tweets new or old for a RT and s :)
ENDS 3:00 PM PST
08/09/2016
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- The Bible
Maderchaud
@mahatmatweeter
In the heat of the moment I asked her "who's your daddy!"
And she started crying "I don't know "
And she started crying "I don't know "
Maderchaud
@mahatmatweeter
Single
Married
Fat
Married
Fat
Maderchaud
@mahatmatweeter
*buys a golden retriever
"Fetch boy!
*comes back with ball in mouth
"WHERE'S THE GOLD YOUR'E SUPPOSED TO RETRIEVE"
*licks my face*
"Fetch boy!
*comes back with ball in mouth
"WHERE'S THE GOLD YOUR'E SUPPOSED TO RETRIEVE"
*licks my face*
Maderchaud
@mahatmatweeter
If your fat please don't wear purple. My son just tried to hug a stranger thinking she was Barney
Maderchaud
@mahatmatweeter
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- The Bible
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Maderchaud n hamster
@mahatmatweeter
Why did a human trafficking site just follow me ?
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Maderchaud
@mahatmatweeter
@mc_funbags those beautiful eyes in your background still beautiful?
Maderchaud
@mahatmatweeter
Your smile is the map that leads straight to my heart!
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Maderchaud
@mahatmatweeter
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
