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Maisie Maupin
@maisieontwatter
Muppets from Space is about being queer how did I never realize this ???
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Maisie Maupin
@maisieontwatter
I've made three $1400+ sales this week I forgot I am the bra queen
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Maisie Maupin
@maisieontwatter
Dating profile
Scorpio: I don't say much, but that's cause I'm plotting to steal your heart and drain your will to live simultaneously.
Scorpio: I don't say much, but that's cause I'm plotting to steal your heart and drain your will to live simultaneously.
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Maisie Maupin
@maisieontwatter
Wake me up when women are seen as people
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Maisie Maupin
@maisieontwatter
My friend Maisie recommended Missing Richard Simmons and she's always right: part funny Richard facts, part mystery, part comeback story
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Maisie Maupin
@maisieontwatter
Very good question! twitter.com/micahkellner/sβ¦
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Maisie Maupin
@maisieontwatter
I bet the dude who just messaged me to chill with the vocal fry also uses the word "feminazi" like it's a bad thing.
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Maisie Maupin
@maisieontwatter
The way everyone else thinks of Beyonce--that's how I think of @ChelseaVPeretti
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Maisie Maupin
@maisieontwatter
Men out here trying to make meet-cute happen and I'm just trying to walk home!
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Maisie Maupin
@maisieontwatter
I think my lyft driver is mad about my delicious pizza wafting in his vehicle
Maisie Maupin
@maisieontwatter
emoji battle: deadly fog vs. enchanted painting
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
