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janky hell-trap
@makemyheadswim
I’m
gay
straight
bisexual
in the business of misery, lets take it from the top
gay
straight
bisexual
in the business of misery, lets take it from the top
Retweet of status by @thesleepyspud
31 Jul 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I’m
⚪️ gay
⚪️ straight
⚪️ bisexual
🔘 in the business of misery, lets take it from the top
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janky hell-trap
@makemyheadswim
Drink every time I say one of the following:
-whomst
-exCUSE ME
-slaps
-noice
Finish your drink if I throw one of these bad boys up:
-whomst
-exCUSE ME
-slaps
-noice
Finish your drink if I throw one of these bad boys up:
Retweet of status by @ungracefulkara
22 Jul 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Drink every time I say one of the following:
-whomst
-exCUSE ME
-slaps
-noice
Finish your drink if I throw one of these bad boys up:
🤙🏼
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project seitan
@makemyheadswim
are your kids texting about s*x??
use the handy guide below to find out:
: i’m horny
: i’m horny
: i’m horny
:… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
use the handy guide below to find out:
: i’m horny
: i’m horny
: i’m horny
:… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
20 Apr 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote are your kids texting about s*x??
use the handy guide below to find out:
😈: i’m horny
👀: i’m horny
😛: i’m horny
👄:… https://t.co/iOJLtkIlc0
y i k e s
@makemyheadswim
candy rush pic.twitter.com/TgaXDJT32W
Retweet of status by @pizzawentz
26 Feb 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote candy rush🍭🍬🍫🍦 https://t.co/TgaXDJT32W
philip j. fry
@makemyheadswim
Idk man it's kinda annoying talking to someone almost everyday and then have them completely ignore your existence irl
Retweet of status by @miseryofone
13 Dec 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Idk man it's kinda annoying talking to someone almost everyday and then have them completely ignore your existence irl🤔🤔🤔🤔
krampus kringle
@makemyheadswim
"let me see what you have.."
"a knife"
"NOOOOOO" pic.twitter.com/67Btq1gOCY
"a knife"
"NOOOOOO" pic.twitter.com/67Btq1gOCY
Retweet of status by @WhennBoys
13 Nov 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote "let me see what you have.."
"a knife"
"NOOOOOO" 😂😂😂 https://t.co/67Btq1gOCY
krampus kringle
@makemyheadswim
Jimmy would say good morning to everyone but he’s still a sleepy kitty pic.twitter.com/qWMmvSh5zg
Retweet of status by @brunchXboy
12 Nov 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Jimmy would say good morning to everyone but he’s still a sleepy kitty 😴 https://t.co/qWMmvSh5zg
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prototypical nonconformist
@makemyheadswim
Found some neon lights at a rest stop pic.twitter.com/TJoOdkJmS5
Retweet of status by @DemandaFrost
09 Nov 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Found some neon lights at a rest stop 💫 https://t.co/TJoOdkJmS5
prototypical nonconformist
@makemyheadswim
Inner corner slay pic.twitter.com/tWP9dyHsqT
Retweet of status by @BeautyDoIl
09 Nov 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Inner corner slay 😍 https://t.co/tWP9dyHsqT
pabst blue robot
@makemyheadswim
JUST FOUND OUR COSTUME twitter.com/falloutboy/sta…
27 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote JUST FOUND OUR COSTUME 😂😂 https://t.co/kuslgXN6cX
miserable bastard
@makemyheadswim
I’m the ghost with the most babe!
Details on IG: cosmeticsouls pic.twitter.com/H6fsYTpE1E
Details on IG: cosmeticsouls pic.twitter.com/H6fsYTpE1E
Retweet of status by @cosmeticsoulss
22 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I’m the ghost with the most babe!💜
✨Details on IG: cosmeticsouls✨ https://t.co/H6fsYTpE1E
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊