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King Kunta
@malcomkats
08 Aug 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Lol so my mum is sharing the fish and she asks my dad "should I give you head?" See the way my neck twisted 360 degrees πππ
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King Kunta
@malcomkats
04 Aug 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote if she gets into a another relationship immediately after break up, she's been cheating on you all along with that guy. Only explanation π
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King Kunta
@malcomkats
All those running stomachs after Mugwanya bull roasts #SmackStories
Retweet of status by @Owishemwe
28 Jul 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote All those running stomachs after Mugwanya bull roasts π
#SmackStories
7/11
@malcomkats
In a Uganda?? "@ammateri: Somewhere in a Uganda.... Enters teacher #KOTvsUOT pic.twitter.com/TfOCbihsKo" pic.twitter.com/TL0yzw8gKm
Retweet of status by @dian_kwase
16 Jul 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote In a Uganda?? "@ammateri: Somewhere in a Uganda.... Enters teacher #KOTvsUOT ππ http://t.co/TfOCbihsKo" http://t.co/TL0yzw8gKm
Malcom
@malcomkats
*uses selfie stick to check if yo boobs are real
07 Jul 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote *uses selfie stick to check if yo boobs are realπππ
Malcom
@malcomkats
Sometimes you just have to take one for the team.
*sits down on public toilet*
*sits down on public toilet*
Retweet of status by @thebadjenn
22 Jun 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Sometimes you just have to take one for the team.
*sits down on public toilet* π§
#NBA_FINALS
@malcomkats
This is why people don't like light skinned girls twitter.com/ipriccy_/statuβ¦
Retweet of status by @VillageBelle256
14 Jun 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote This is why people don't like light skinned girls ππππ https://t.co/Mmqo5aKMxD
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#NBA_FINALS
@malcomkats
12 Jun 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote So yeah, I joined twitter. .and ocos.i followed Huq and tweeted him.
And the same person who told me to join refused to follow me.πππ
#TeamPacquiao
@malcomkats
@thee_nesta haha bruh for once I thought u would be on the winning side buh
28 Apr 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @thee_nesta haha bruh for once I thought u would be on the winning side buhπ
Malcom
@malcomkats
16 Apr 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote ππ‘ http://t.co/FqebvgFnII
Malcom
@malcomkats
Apparently am not the only idiot that thought tomorrow is Good Friday
26 Mar 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Apparently am not the only idiot that thought tomorrow is Good Fridayπ
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ