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Caraβs Broken
@mamapojo
...itβs always the ones you least expect pic.twitter.com/r65m2V8i5r
Retweet of status by @JohnDonoghue64
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Caraβs Broken
@mamapojo
Is it me? Or is it the older you get the less beer your bladder can hold...fml
Retweet of status by @Fatheroffour3
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Caraβs Feeling Anti-Social
@mamapojo
Seriously, we should thank every magaT who uses these 's. It is the greatest kindness they have ever shown us.β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @WayfarerMarine1
Cara Ainβt Civil
@mamapojo
Her: "I'll do all the things your wife won't..."
Me: "You'll go on waterslides with me and let me fuck other women?!"
Me: "You'll go on waterslides with me and let me fuck other women?!"
Retweet of status by @nappydolemite
Cara Could Have
@mamapojo
U want to use me? Go for it, make it for something I get to enjoy to, like sex... not my home or my friends. Thanks jerkoffs
Retweet of status by @NYorNothing
Cara Demands You Shut The Fuck Up
@mamapojo
Good afternoon!!!
World naked bike ride soon!.
Who's going? pic.twitter.com/b0kuKCKG4b
World naked bike ride soon!.
Who's going? pic.twitter.com/b0kuKCKG4b
πCara Two First Namesπ
@mamapojo
If a tomato is a fruit, does that make ketchup a smoothie?!?
Retweet of status by @BigBearF1
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Cara, Just Cara
@mamapojo
Good night Twitter. Unless it involves sex or bacon, donβt wake me.
Peace
Peace
Retweet of status by @livewire3791
Cara Meh
@mamapojo
Oh great. Another bomb cyclone. Never even heard of one before January and now weβve had two.
Cara: *sigh* whatever
@mamapojo
@RoseAnnCruz522 You looking at me!? Huh punk!? You feeling lucky? Make my day!
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
